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"Remember: only ever deal in absolutes. Absolutes are always 100% accurate"
Ode to Spot
by Data (TNG episode 131 Schisms)
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skill and natural defenses
I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations
A singular development of cat communication
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotions
Oh Spot, the complex level of behavior you display
Connotes a fairly well-developed cognitive array
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend
In other news, work is going quite well...and i have heard no further news on my prof...
posted by
that girl at 8:00:00 p.m.
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