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I'm not crazy, even ask my toaster
Well, aven't been up too much lately. I helped the gr.12s with the yearbook today, was mildly amusing now that its no longerm y problem or resposibility. I also noticed that I don't like not being boss anymore. Hard to take orders when you know what your doing! Oh well, it was good to see my friends there. I got a dentist and eye appointment tomorrow, fun fun. Means I have to get up early and drive to town. Why arn't I sleeping in at all this vacation? I'd really like to know that. Oh well whats done is done and whats planned is planned so i guess i'm stuck withthat. bleh.
Edit:
ok, I was talking with my cousin, we got bored, she challenged me to the first ever stupidity duel, rather amusing actually.
so
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
uh oh....GINNY'S GOING TO EXPLODE
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
AAAHHHHH!!!! run for your lives! take cover! save yourselves while you can still sing
Gin says:
....yes, do that, unless you want ginny goo all over you, but that way you'd be war mat least
Gin says:
*warm
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
i live in a giant bucket
Gin says:
do you know? well...I live in my house...so...ha!
Gin says:
burn
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
ya well...well...I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING!!! THE BATTLE HAS ENDED. I SURRENDER
Gin says:
oh that's unfortunate.
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
ok ginny, i challenge you to a stupidity duel. we will say stupid stuff until we can no longer think od stupidness
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
only, you can make up the game and rules
Gin says:
really?
Gin says:
intriguing
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
yep
Gin says:
i accept
Gin says:
rule #1)
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
ok...
Gin says:
each player has as much time as needed to respond
Gin says:
2)
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
ok
Gin says:
phrases will be somehow sequential or linked to the insanity previously expressed within oponents phrase
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
uh?
Gin says:
as in I say"look a bird" (yeah, right, good sentence there eh?)
You respond with a sentence that makes ...er..."sense"... in the context of my subject...like
"the yellow bird?"
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
ok
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
i get it now
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
go one
Gin says:
ok
Gin says:
3)
Gin says:
first side to admit defeat or loss of mind loses
Gin says:
i guess thats all
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
ok
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
you start
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
go
Gin says:
ariight
Gin says:
nothing flies as well as a top hat
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
a top hat flies as good as pig in july
Gin says:
pigs only fly after eatingspinnach
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
spinnach is knon as the french food
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
known*
Gin says:
does a frenchie fry french fries?
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
chickens only eat french fries in Rome
Gin says:
there is at least one sity,town or village in every country called rome (and thats a fact!)
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
every city, town, or village in the world has a pink and lime green farm barn
Gin says:
I can jump higher than a barn, cause a barn don't jump
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
jumping over a 321786506 story building is easy
Gin says:
yeah, if your a lawn mower
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
my lawn mower is my psichiatrist
Gin says:
my pychiatrist eats grass
Gin says:
*psychiatris
Gin says:
t
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
i have grass growing in my nose
Gin says:
my nose has a mind of its own
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
my stomach has two minds....one to eat, one to puke
Gin says:
the clearing where my spaceship landed should be around here somewhere in this vomitous land
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
thats why there have been aliens in my undewear
Gin says:
i wear my underwear down around my socks
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
i find underwear more practical when the reach up to your armpits
Gin says:
hey thats mine!
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
heheh...keep going...
Gin says:
anyway
Gin says:
my armpits smell like roses
Gin says:
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
roses die when i pick them up
Gin says:
dead flowers are my favorite kind
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
my favorite kind of flower, it the shower it gets from the dog that just drank 5 letres of pepsi
Gin says:
pepsi hasn't got a hope in hell when in a boxing wring with coke
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
all who drink coke will get fat one day and die
Gin says:
fat people are more likely to float then the skinny ones
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
skinny people suck
Gin says:
suckers fall over
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
i punch suckers
Gin says:
peach punch is like a good math problem
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
peach punch cures SARS
Gin says:
peach punch lasts and lasts and then goes mouldy like old cheese
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
mouldy old cheese is good for the soul
Gin says:
lol
Gin says:
that was good
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
lol keep going...
Gin says:
much soul searching told me I need some good wooly socks
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
wooly socks are good for planting tomatoes in the winter
Gin says:
winter fruit are cold and not too edible
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
edible fruit make my day pleasurable
Gin says:
pleasure is a good cowboy hat (heh, on a good cowboy )
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
cowboy=ginny
Gin says:
and how
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
ginny speaks the foreign cowboy language and wear the national cowboy hat
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
i declare you the winner ginny...i have run out of funny, amusing, and down right stupid things to say. i thank myself for my participantcy and i congradulate on your big win....and heres what you've won........ a dead flower that has been stuffed somewhere where the sun dont shine (no wonder it died)
Gin says:
lol
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
actually the flower was kept in my locker for a week
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
heh heh
Gin says:
welll thank you for that it was amusing and I congratualte you on you effort and sportsmanship. well done and I await the next battle
¤jessi¤ --- gee, im a nerd says:
yes yes as do i
posted by
that girl at 8:55:00 p.m.
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